Charter Communications Complaint - Charter SUCKS

I'm not the only complainer about Charter Communications. I'm one in a million people that thinks Charter SUCKS. On August 13 or so of this year I canceled my subscription and paid an outstanding balance to Charter high speed internet service. The four words after Charter in the last sentence is doublespeak to end all doublespeak. I had enough of Charter because in mid June I signed up for this $24.95 or $19.95 plan that ended up closer to 40$ even though I ordered nothing over what was advertised. So, I got fed up, paid 77 bucks (a mistake, I know) for their commercial LIE, <I owed from the previous bill, vacationed, and had to pay over the phone, oopsies, screw em' b/c they lie, Ha Ha!>

Things didn't happen my way, Ha Ha the joke is on me. I received another bill and had to cancel a month later. So, I called and cleared things up that evening. In reality I hung up the phone with apprehension because I had trouble understanding some of these people, plus they tried hard sell *me* more service for $29.95 a month. I unequivocally, emphatically told them NO. Note: The colorful language using gross, vulgar and villainous descriptions of taboo concepts SO REPULSIVE IT CAN'T BE FOUND ON THE *INTERNET*, is missing here but it was going through my mind. I want everyone to know how Charter makes you feel. To start, I was sorta normal on the phone during this second attempt to cancel. They insisted on repeatedly using language that annoyed me such as "disconnect now" like I never disconnected, or "stay with Charter", like I was staying with them during August and September, and should pay the money. I spent ~30 minutes hearing and exchanging BS with Charter clowns. The condescending help I got from Charter pushed me within an inch of kidnapping a random Charter representative and handing him to Iraqi religio-insurgents. Charter SUCKS.

The rest of the evening I fantasized all sorts of cruel intentions to Charter. Then at the end of October I get my next Charter bill for nearly 200 dollars and a notice I was being sent to a collections agency. After I unequivocally, emphatically told them NO, I ended up somehow -not- disconnecting -again-, even purchasing service that cost nearly DOUBLE the price they offered for me to 'stay' with Charter. Charter SUCKS.

October 24, 2006: I call and 'sort things out' again. This time I'm more assertive. Each sentence, phrase, comment, inquiry, or other communications I filled with nastiness. I insulted their brains, their English; I attacked every noun associated with Charter, grinding their face in hot salt. I was disconnected after about 15 minutes, then I got disconnected again after another few maybe 10 minutes, <that one was GLORIOUS!> then the third call I was innocently bounced back to the starting menu while they transferred me to a specialist of some kind. I kept sane by being the perfect jerk to them. The final phone call lasted 47 minutes. I highly recommend being a schmuck with Charter, the phone call will be satisfying.

At about this time I also returned this piece of equipment I forgot about and got a credit of 33 dollars. That was the only part they did credit me on the next bill, which came the other day. I called to tell them once more that YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE PENNY (11/27/06) I discovered then and there, according to their record of my account, I'm buying their service AGAIN, all the way up to December 29. I was also being sent to a collections agency. Charter SUCKS! They SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!

The feller named Melvin from South Asia I talked with yesterday said I should call after 24 hours to confirm changes made to my account. I'm calling every day, acidically, from now on until I get a zero balance statement. I must win; it is a moral imperative to disinfect these parasites that have no business tainting and under-developing our national communications network.

Charter SUCKS.

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My bill was late but I payed on the 16th and Charter accepted the payment. Yet they cut off my phone and were going to cut off the rest of my service if I didn't pay them $93.00.

Now after showing them proof that they had received the money, they have charged me $250.00 and haven't done anything to alleviate the problem.

Their customer service sucks, in Pakistan, India, etc., and argued with me that they had returned the moneys 8 days later. I was looking at my account on line and there was no money credited back to my account.

I don't see how they are going bankrupt since they rip thier customers off.

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FUCK CHARTER THEY CAN LICK MY HAIR ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS SUCK ON A BIG FAT COCK YOU FUCKING FUCKS SUCK MY FUCK CHARTER YOU AINT SHIT YOU FUCKING HONKEYS OBAMA IN 2008 YOU WHITE TRASH NIGGAZ WILL RULE YOU AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING DUMB SHITS